Let me tell you my story.
It was a Friday night and I was hungry and bored, so I call my friend David up and it like "what up bro, what are doing" and he was like "chilling". and I was like "kool, i'm hungry and bored" and he was like "come over, but bring some food" (he was actually saying: "come over, buy food b/c I actully have food, but i want to not eat my food, I want to eat your food, becaue I'm a cheap bumm bumm and when you come over I will show you my food and laugh at you b/c you brought food which we will eat )
ok...so I drive to the local Super Walmart, went to the food side and started to look for my deal, I looked and looked and then I got to the frozen food isle and what came out to catch my eye? It was a sweet deal of $2.50 meatloaf, but then I thought to myself "there might be a better deal if i keep walking, I'll just put this in my memory and come back if there's not. I walked down and found no better deal, so I came back for the goods. There were actully $2.50 Meatloaf AND Salisbury Steak (what a "GREAT DEAL") so I thought about which one to get, b/c I'm poor, I couldnt get both. but then I came to a conclusion....MEATLOAF. I got meatloaf and also picked up some chef-boy-R-D and Chicken noodle soup. I just got a sweet deal on meatloaf, I had room to get other cheap stuff. I paid for everything and went to David's house. I was all excited about my sweet deal and was like all happy and smiling and said went i got there"DUDE, I got this sweet deal on meatloaf...SIX FOR $2.50, wha. what!!!(with my hands up in the air)
but THEN!
he and his brother Max started rolling on the floor laughing at me
and i said: "dude why you guys laughing at me" this was not a your zipper is down laugh, it was far more deep then that. Here is what David says while laughing on the floor: "DUDE, I bought the same thing but instead Salsbury Steak and it was NASTY...made me want to throw up (then he ran to the frezzer pulled it out and contuied laughing and said: "I have the same thing. LOOK".
THEN
i pulled out a bat with chicken liver on it and began to beat him repeatly...hahahah Jk Jk...actully. I just started asking questions like "why you ask me to bring food" and he said " so i can laugh at you" so I then kicked him in the....hahahha jk jk jk...he actully ate it with me, thinking maybe the meatloaf would be different from the salsbury steak, but actully it was the same meat (if you want to call it that) just cut differently. After that "tasty" meal I wanted to die b/c the meal had become the worst meal I've ever had.
so what can we learn from this story?
I will tell you. DONT BUY MEAT FOR $2.50...YOU GET WHAT YOU BUY and IF YOU BUY THIS MEAT YOU WILL WANT TO DIE.
SPEND 2 MORE DOLLARS............................I HOPED I HELPED U.